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Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Madeleine L'Engle
"It takes too much energy to be against something unless it's really important."
Artemus Ward
"Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?"
Voltaire
"A witty saying proves nothing."
Unknown
"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"
Bertrand Russell
"Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones."
Bill Vaughan
"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."
John Kenneth Galbraith
"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."
Larry Hardiman
"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'."
Ellen DeGeneres
"Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off."
Will Rogers
"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know."
Dame Rose Macaulay
"It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them."
Woody Allen
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
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