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Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Alfred E. Wiggam
"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time."
Groucho Marx
"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."
George Santayana
"To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood."
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Kin Hubbard
"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"I know nothing about sex because I was always married."
H. L. Mencken
"The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal."
Robert Heinlein
"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."
Honore de Balzac
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime."
George Bernard Shaw
"Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad."
Jilly Cooper
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."
Mark Twain
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
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