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Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Stephen Hawking
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
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Samuel Johnson
"A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything."
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Sinclair Lewis
"People will buy anything that is one to a customer."
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Robert Benchley
"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
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Ogden Nash
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
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Larry Gelbart
"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you."
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Miss Piggy
"Never eat more than you can lift."
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Ambrose Bierce
"Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion."
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Tom Stoppard
"The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say."
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Friedrich von Schiller
"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."
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Dave Barry
"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
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Albert Einstein
"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."
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